“You’ve gotta ask yourself one question; Do I feel lucky?… Well, do ya, punk?” I’ve always wanted to see the movie with that line from it and I finally did. Dirty Harry is a gritty little movie, starring the sharpshooting Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan, as he plays a police inspector with a hair trigger and no regard for the life nor rights of criminals, as it should be. In the beginning of the movie, Callahan is just trying to enjoy his breakfast at the local coffee shop, when a 211 breaks out (armed robbery). In classic Eastwood style, he saunters out of the shop, pulls out his .44 magnum and starts letting off at the first robber. He pops the getaway driver, his friend and walks up on one of them, who was shot in the arm. In arm’s reach is the robber’ s shotgun and he eyes it but Callahan points the .44, saying “I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire all 6 shots or just 5? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself, but being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you gotta ask yourself one question…” The robber quits but asks him if he had another bullet, to which Callahan points his .44 and pulls the trigger, the click loud and true. Callahan is a Grade A bad-ass and isn’t afraid to break all the rules in history.

The main plot consists of a deranged, sadistic murderer, calling himself “Scorpio” (Andrew Robinson), using his “hobby” to get the mayor of San Francisco (John Vernon) to pay him $100,000. The Mayor folds immediately, alongside the chief of police (John Larch) as they get word that he kidnappped a girl and told the police that he will release her whereabouts if they get someone to give him the money, abiding by his rules. Callahan decides to be the paper boy, ready to put this guy 6 feet under, but when he meets up with Scorpio, Scorpio decides to change his plans & kill Callahan. Luckily, he had his newest partner, Chico Gonzalez (Reni Santoni), trailing him to ensure his safety, who gets shot by Scorpio in a shootout, allowing Callahan to injure Scorpio with a knife to the femur. He hobbles away in excruciating pain and goes to the hospital, in which the police find his address and Callahan catches him there, chasing him to the football field. After shooting him and torturing him to find the girl, he tries to say he has rights and he wants his lawyer, all going into Callahan’s left ear and out his right. He confesses but when they find the girl, she’s already dead. After he is detained, Callahan is brought into the DA’s office (Josef Sommer), scolded for violating Scorpio’s rights and informed that because of that, he’s gonna walk away a free man. Steaming with anger and justice, he stalks Scorpio, trying to find a way to end his reign of terror and keep his badge. Ultimately, he realizes that it’s impossible to do both.

After framing Callahan for beating him up, Scorpio commits a litany of other crimes, including robbing a liquor store, assault, and more kidnapping and he takes a bus full of kids hostage, along with their bus driver. Done with the broken legal system and taking matters into his own hands, Callahan finds the kidnapped bus somehow and appears on top of a train track, jumping down onto the bus, and doing it in the most badass way possible. After he gets the bus stopped and a quick shootout with Scorpio, he has him dead to rights, in the same situation as the opening scene. So he recites his monologue motto, with more rage and emphasis than the first time. But this time, the criminal thought he was lucky. Too bad he wasn’t, because Dirty Harry put one right between the numbers, blowing him into the lake and drowning him in his own sin. This film is probably not a noir to some at first glance, but if you take a longer look, you’ll see that it’s a lot like Murder, My Sweet and other early noirs, with the detective point of view, muddled lines between justice and injustice, coupled with murder, sex, & existential dread. If it was in black & white, you wouldn’t question its noir tone, which makes into fall into the category of a neo-noir.
















in that very serious minimalist tone is so funny. It’s interesting, the real funny part of the movie is almost that it tries to make a noir like it was made way back when, but fails effortlessly, like someone playing a Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young song on their acoustic guitar at a college party last weekend. Films of the 1980s didn’t try to have that sincere and serious delivery of lines because they couldn’t have pulled it off. So thats why a lot of these filmmakers had a tough go at making Film Noir remakes at the time.

